From Celebrities to Revolution

I'm really worried that celebrities won't be able to fly on airlines.

First, Kevin Smith was too fat and now I discover that Jonathan Rhys-Myer was too drunk.

(http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/14/jonathan-rhys-meyers-bann_n_576218.html)

What's the world coming to when Henry Tudor is banned from traveling?

What with all of the price increases and all, they're the only ones who can afford to fly.

So who will?

First, we lost our free food service. Then we were charged for an extra checked baggage. Then any checked baggage. And now one of the cheapest airlines is beginning to charge for carry-ons?

When my friend and I flew to NY, American Airlines made us each pay for our checked luggage and then accidentally put both of them on another flight. We waited in the airport for 2 hours late at night and finally got them. At the end of the trip we both asked to be reimbursed. This was denied.

So we pay for a service that they don't really have to provide well?

I have flown to San Francisco 5 times this year and prided myself for always sticking everything into one big bag I can stuff above my seat and then just hold my laptop. I was so good at this. I didn't know any other George Clooney, "Up In The Air" professional tips but this I could do. Next weekend when I go back I'm on United and will try to stick it all in the compartment above me but I have to bring one of those presentation conference tri-fold up doohickey posters and don't think I can stuff that in my jacket pocket.

In August I'm going to Hawaii on the aforementioned $$#@$@#!!! American Airlines and I don't think I can stuff all my Hawaii gear for a week's vacation into one bag.

And if they decide to charge for carry-ons, well then, I'll have to wear all my clothes in layers on the plane.

But then, like Kevin Smith, I'l be too fat.

This will make me depressed and I'll drink. And get into a fight. And then, like Henry the 8th, I'll be banned.

So since the airlines are charging us for too much without our consent, I ask you all to rally, climb on a plane and as you pass over the oceans, dump tea into them.

And since it's about tea and airlines will call this movement "The T & A party!"

Who's with me?